yo fuck samsung users with the weird whistle text tone if I hear that one more time I’m going to drop kick your android into a lake
"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
sugar, we’re goin down [presses elevator button for a lower floor]
SWINGIN [ELEVATOR CABLE SNAPS]
more than i bargained for
pool party at my house bring your own pool
Take your age and add 5 to it. That is your age in 5 years.